{"id":1762,"date":"2020-12-25T19:11:55","date_gmt":"2020-12-25T19:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/longnightgames.com\/?page_id=1762"},"modified":"2026-03-30T01:46:24","modified_gmt":"2026-03-30T01:46:24","slug":"awkward_delicious","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/awkward_delicious\/","title":{"rendered":"Awkward Delicious"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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lost in thought, you suddenly find yourself on an unfamiliar block, a street so narrow it\u2019s almost an alley. You stop to look around. The buildings lean toward each other overhead and the shops are like nothing you\u2019ve ever seen. One window displays peculiar lightbulbs and gauges, winking and turning; another shows a galaxy built of cake and icing, with cookies like sugar moons suspended from the ceiling. A third window is all aquarium, with a bloom of jellyfish drifting and dancing near the glass. You try peering through the window but, no matter how hard you squint, you can\u2019t see where the water ends and the store begins. For all you know, there isn\u2019t a store at all. For all you know, it might be the ocean itself in there.<\/p>

At the end of the alley, a glow of neon catches your eye. A flashing sign. First one word, then the other:<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t

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AWKWARD<\/p>

DELICIOUS<\/p>

AWKWARD<\/p>

DELICIOUS<\/p>

And then both words together<\/p>

AWKWARD DELICIOUS<\/p>

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A cafe? A modern dance studio? You move down the alleyway to see. The windows are shuttered and dark, but on the front door has been tacked a piece of paper.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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Thank you for stopping by! As you might have guessed, Awkward Delicious is closed for the Festival of the Three Moons. (Visit our booth on the wet side of Octopus Plaza!) We will return with our full slate of offerings on Jarp 17. If you need help finding Awkward Delicious while we\u2019re closed, please take a flier from the folder below. Enjoy!<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
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Remember: The more you play what you want, the more you want to play!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t

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Against the door leans a large red folder. <\/p>\n

You reach down and pull out a flier.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t

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Awkward Delicious\nPopup Portal<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t
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Welcome, friends! While our patented Sensation Booths offer the quickest route to an AWKWARD DELICIOUS experience (satisfaction guaranteed!), here\u2019s a quick and easy way to access AWKWARD DELICIOUS at home.\u00a0<\/p>

First, remember that accessing AWKWARD DELICIOUS starts with\u00a0noticing the way it feels to make choices.<\/i><\/p>

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Pay special attention to the MEHs and UGHs. These feelings are flags of opportunity!\u00a0They invite you to enter the portal of AWKWARD DELICIOUS \u2014 that wiggly, uncomfortable, inviting sensation of making a choice that feels more like you.<\/p>

Every time you feel an UGH or a MEH coming on, see if you can step out of your habits and choose AWKWARD DELICIOUS instead!<\/p>

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What would be AWKWARD DELICIOUS to say \u201cyes\u201d to right now?<\/p>

What would be AWKWARD DELICIOUS to say \u201cno\u201d to?\u00a0<\/p>

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AWKWARD DELICIOUS adventures are all worth trying… but they don\u2019t all feel the same. Consider making a map of where you\u2019ve been! (When you\u2019re done, send us your map<\/a> so we can put it up in our gallery!)<\/p>

Here\u2019s part of a map we received recently. (Yours might look very different! We can\u2019t wait to see!)<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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\u201cI finally tried speaking with my neighbor in her own language. My Turtletongue accent was terrible but she was SO pleased. We\u2019re going to have a two-moon soupzoom next week!\u201d<\/p>

\u201cI have a lot of rules for myself. Yesterday I sat and tried to feel what it would be like to loosen up about some things. I didn\u2019t actually do it, just thought about it, but you know what\u2019s funny? For just a second, when my body relaxed, I swear it smelled like a boko-boko tree in bloom.\u201d<\/p>

\u201cDouble Winter is my least favorite season. But I don\u2019t like staying inside all the time, either. I decided to sign up for Glacier Bathing and even though it was kind of AGONY, now I also kind of want to do it again.\u201d<\/p>

\u201cWhen they asked where I wanted to go out to dinner, instead of saying, \u2018Anything\u2019s fine\u2019 the way I always do I said, \u2018Rutabaga Palace!\u2019 I felt awkward for sure but everyone was really happy to go where I wanted. And the rutabaga souffl\u00e9 was LITERALLY the best thing I\u2019ve ever eaten!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t

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\u201cPeople say that what we\u2019re all seeking is a meaning for life. I don\u2019t think that\u2019s what we\u2019re really seeking. I think that what we\u2019re seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely physical plane will have resonances with our own innermost being and reality, so that we actually feel the rapture of being alive.\u201d<\/p>

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Long Night Games AWKWARD DELICIOUS As you walk home through the Long Night Games, lost in thought, you suddenly find yourself on an unfamiliar block, a street so narrow it\u2019s almost an alley. You stop to look around. The buildings lean toward each other overhead and the shops are like nothing you\u2019ve ever seen. One […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"elementor_canvas","meta":{"footnotes":""},"hf_cat_page":[14],"class_list":["post-1762","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3729,"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1762\/revisions\/3729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"hf_cat_page","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yayforeverything.com\/longnightgames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/hf_cat_page?post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}